I love reading some of the posts from my friends on Facebook. Some are just hilarious, while others are thought provoking.
DISCLAIMER: Names have been changed to initials to protect the privacy of those that have posted these (because I love you). If you choose to reveal yourselves as the initial poster, you do so at your own risk (and because you are not ashamed of what you have said).
I figured out why I’m fat! The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says “For extra volume and body”. I’m going to start using “Dawn” dish soap. It says ” Dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove”.Repost if you have the same issue. ~ WB
Love this, because it makes perfect sense!
Winter is nature’s way of saying, “Up yours.” ~Robert Byrne ~ Posted by SSB
Yeah, I feel the same way about this time of year!
I didn’t loose my marbles, the people in my head are playing with them and they wont give them back! I wish they would learn to share. ~ CB
I already know that I lost my marbles… or at least misplaced them.
I’m a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps…but certainly not dangerous. ~ LC
Now, you will be seeing lots of posts in the future from this person because I simply love what they put out there!!
Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this who I want my children to spend every other weekend with?” Hahaha ~ LC
Now this one made me laugh on a day that I really needed it.
So, to all my friends, be forewarned that I may “steal” those witty statements that you make, just to bring a smile to others.
And thank you for being my friend and making me smile.