Psst… Hey buddy
I hate to tell you, but that’s not the dumpster you’re looking for.
The one with all the good stuff has been traded in for one with a locking cover.
Quite frankly, you and your buddies have been making quite a mess lately and we really didn’t have any choice.
I’m afraid all you’re going to find in there is a bunch of paper and cardboard.
OK, suit yourself.
Just don’t come popping out and scaring the maintenance personnel, ‘K?