Sep 252011
 

 

My Granddaughter Alexis turned 7 on Friday and I didn’t even announce it on this here blog.

I feel awful.  I mean, what self-respecting Grandma who loves her Grandchildren with all her heart forgets to do that?

Her Mama even came out of hibernation and did a lovely posting for her daughter.  Which I totally missed and was properly chastised for.

So, to make it up, I baked her a cake and bought her some presents that would make me the most loved person in the world.

But I cheated a little bit with the cake:  it was from a box.  Geez, I’m failing all over the place the last couple days ain’t I!

I did leave the decorating up to her Mama, because she brought up the decorations and candle since I forgot to buy any.

*sigh*

She really does some concentrating, eh?

Of course, I couldn’t help but to pick on her.  It’s just so hard to resist!

She prevailed despite my best efforts.  Good job Nichole!

I think we make it too easy on kids today when it comes to blowing out candles on their birthday cake.  One candle is all they have to aim for.

Back in the day, cakes were smothered in candles corresponding with the age of the honoree.  And if they couldn’t blow them all out in one breath, that was how many boys they would have to kiss (or something silly like that, because, remember, boys were icky at 7).  Heck, sometimes there was a prank candle that couldn’t be blown out.  Whatever happened to that?

And now that she is 7, Alexis was required to read each of the birthday cards out loud.  There were a couple words she had a hard time with, but her Mama was right there to help her along.

Now I don’t remember what this thing is called, but it looks like a big-headed Hello Kitty type toy.  I think you’re supposed to be able to go online with it and play games or something.

Can you tell how up-to-date I am on all the stuff for kids nowadays?

When Nichole told me Alexis wanted a Zhu Zhu Pet, I was like “A what??”  So I turned to the interwebs to educate me.

Apparently I didn’t get it completely right, because the first one I bought her was a “boy”.

Crap.

Amazon comes to the rescue and delivered a “girl” critter just in time.

But being me, I had to up the ante a little.  These were, after all, Princess and Prince Zhu Zhu Pets, so they needed the Crystal Ballroom to dance around in.

Toy hamsters that dance in their own ballroom.  I think I’ve seen it all now folks.

But she was happy and I had redeemed myself.  I was the champion gift giver!

It was a great day.  The kids used up a ton of their energy running around the homestead, we had comfort food for supper and the birthday girl was celebrated with song and gifts.

And the cake turned out pretty darn good, if I do say so myself.

Sep 232011
 

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Friday 5 for a special Autumn Equinox Special.

1.  Today in the Northern Hemisphere, we celebrate the Autumnal Equinox.  In laymen’s terms, the first day of fall.

Yes, it was very helpful of the calendar to remind me of the exact date, but Mother Nature has already been giving slight hints with the cooler temps and gradual color changes of the leaves.

Truth be told, I love fall.  I’m not crazy about the cooler temperatures, rain and imminent lighting of the wood burner, but I do enjoy the crisp air and the beautiful colors.

2.  During the equinox, the length of night and day across the world is nearly, but not entirely, equal.

Well now, that makes sense, doesn’t it?

Thank about it:  It takes a little longer for light from the sun to reach certain areas depending on how far away they are in relation to the sun.

However, the equal time of night and day is pretty darn close to even.

Sorry, didn’t mean to get all scientific geeky on ya there.

3.  The terms vernal equinox (Spring) and autumnal equinox (fall) are derived from Latin.

Umm… OK.

I can sleep well tonight knowing that little tidbit.

4.  There is a myth that is believed that on this day, there is a mystical force where one can only balance an egg within a few hours before or after the exact time of the equinox.

So according to this myth, before and after the time of 7:01 a.m. ( which was the time of sunrise in my area) this amazing feat could be accomplished.  Sorry, but it’s too early for me to think about balancing eggs.  But if anyone wants to give it a try, let me know how it goes.  Send me a picture of the event if you want to and I’ll throw it on the site.  Heck, make a party of it and give us all the details

5.  Many Pagans celebrate Mabon on this day, which celebrates the second harvest and the beginning of winter preparations.  Respect is given to the impending dark while giving thanks to the sunlight.

Yep, that says it all for me.  In another month or so we will be “falling back” with our clocks, losing another hour of sunlight.  I will be counting the days until Winter Solstice when the days will start to get longer and eventually the warmer weather will arrive again.

And you can bet your bottom dollar that I will be whining and sniveling during the next 6 months about how I wish that I could be out in 80 degree weather, working in my garden.

But that is the joy of living in the Northwoods.  I get to experience all four seasons at their fullest.

And by that right, I also have the right (and duty) to complain about each and every one of them.

But I wouldn’t change it for the world.

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Sep 222011
 

I got so long winded on my post about prepping tomatoes for canning that I plum forgot to let you in on my salsa recipe.

My bad.

I wish that I could give you the complete recipe, but I can’t.  I lost it.  Somewhere in my recipe mess.  But it doesn’t matter, I remember the basics, and that is what is important, right?

And what I did was take the basic recipe and, once again, tailored it to make it my own.

The main ingredients (from what I remember) are tomatoes (duh!), peppers, onions, splash of vinegar and salt.  Simple, right?

So now you’re reading this going “Well, if it’s that simple, what makes your salsa so special?”

It’s all the love, darlin’, all the love.  And my kind of love is knowing how my family likes their salsa:  thick and hot!

See where all that prep work with the tomatoes was leading?  hehehe

Until fancy schmancy upscale chefs got ahold of salsa, it was a fairly no-nonsense recipe that added onions, peppers and a few spices to tomatoes and viola:  salsa.

Nowadays it’s got mangos or corn or rainbows in it.  Hmph.

As the saying goes:  Keep it simple, stupid!  And that is what I do.  But simple to me means spicing it up with an assortment of hot peppers.

This cast of characters include Chili, Cayenne, Banana, Jalapeno and Habanero.  All grown by yours truly thankyouverymuch.

Sidebar:  Want to know a little secret?  I grew these over ten years ago.  Yep.  I dehydrated them and stuck them in airtight containers.  Whoever tells you that they will lose their potency after “x” amount of time is pure loco.  It has been disproven.  Just ask my family.

OK, back to the game.

Depending on the amount of tomatoes that you have for your salsa and the amount of heat you want this stuff to have, just alter the amount of peppers you add.

Same goes for all the ingredients, except the vinegar and salt.  These 2 are key ingredients in the preserving process.  You don’t need to be “exact”, but close it better than nothing.  A tablespoon each of vinegar and salt to a 5 quart pan of ingredients will do nicely.

Now with these hot peppers, the seeds are where all the heat is.  If you want the pretty color but not all the heat, toss aside some of the seeds.  It’s OK, I won’t tell.

After you’ve chopped them up, dump them in with the tomatoes.  Heck, throw everything together.  It’s a party!

Bring it up to a boil and then reduce it to a simmer.  Let these guys cook away for an hour or so.  You’re gonna notice that there is juice rolling around on the top, so if you want to get rid of some of it, just tilt the cover and let it evaporate.

Fill those jars, plop  ’em in the hot water bath and you’re in the home stretch.  When their done processing (according to the time tables for processing tomatoes) and you’ve heard that wonderful “pop” of the lids, the real waiting begins.

What, you think that now that the salsa is done you get to grab a bag of chips and dig in?  Not in my house!  The family is not allowed to touch this stuff for at least 3 months.  You’ve gotta let all those wonderful flavors meld together and let the peppers do their stuff.

When you’ve celebrated the new year, you have waited long enough.  Grab your favorite tortilla chip, pour a generous amount of salsa into a bowl and STOP!

CAUTION:  Because of the intense heat of the peppers used in this recipe, there is one precaution that I must warn you about.  DO NOT touch your eyes or certain parts of your body if you have gotten this salsa on your fingers, unless you care to have the most excruciating burning sensation of your life inflicted on your body.  I’m serious.  This stuff is delicious, but lethal in the burn department.

OK, you may resume.

The thing that my family likes so much about this salsa is that you actually get to taste all the flavors before that gentle burn starts in the back of your mouth.  The longer it sits in the jar, the hotter it gets.

My daughters found a jar that was 4 years old and decided to eat it.  The next day their bowels went a little spastic.  I don’t suggest you let it sit that long.  Actually, I’m not sure how that jar went undiscovered.

So there you have it.  Simple, delicious salsa to warm you up during the cold winter months (and through next summer, if it lasts that long).  Share it with your friends.

Just remember to clue them in on the caution part, OK?

Sep 202011
 

Last week the college held a tomato canning workshop.  This was open to anyone that wanted to learn how to preserve their bountiful harvest, and it was offered to the public at an affordable price:  free.

Ya know, that’s one thing that is a very common occurrence up here – workshops to learn lots of stuff that don’t cost a cent to attend.  And they provide all the necessary equipment to do it.  AND, they feed you too!!

Please, someone else give me an example of where this kind of stuff happens except in a tribal community.

No, really, I want to know, because I’ve never seen this before I moved up here.

Anywho, I knew the event was happening and my smart ass brain pipes up and says “Who doesn’t know how to do that?” My mind can be so rude sometimes.  So I put it in its place by reminding it that not everyone was as privileged as I was to be able to learn this stuff growing up.  It was part of my life when I was a kid.

My brain sulked into a corner for a while.

Over the years, I have been able to take the basic methods that my Mom taught me and adapt them to my specific needs.  Usually, this is used when I can tomatoes and salsa.  Mom used to just scald the skins, peel, quarter, and throw them in the jars topped with a dash of salt.  Badda bing badda boom done.

She didn’t have time to mess around with anything pretty because it was basic and got the job done.  After all, it was just tomatoes that were going to be used for spaghetti, goulash and the such.

Me, I take a little more time with it because… well, because I can.

A friend taught me a little trick when it comes to peeling the skins off, and I have to say that it works like a charm.  No more boiling the water, filling the sink with ice water, and ending up with mushy tomatoes.

Here it is:  Take you’re dullest paring knife, and with the back of the blade, pressing gently, run it all over the skin.  I start at the top and do short strokes, then wind around the fruit from top to bottom.  As you do this, you’ll notice that the skin is loosening around the “meat”.  It changes color just a tad.

Now, core the stem part out and start peeling.  That skin comes clean off!

If you come to a section that’s a little tough, just run the backside of the blade across the skin and go at it again.

Now here is where I take a little extra time in preparing my tomatoes for canning:  I quarter them and squeeze the living bejeezus out of them, leaving just the meat.  If it’s a small tomato, just half it.

A good way to do this so you don’t end up with juice squirted all over yourself and the kitchen is to think of how you squeeze a lemon without ending up with the seeds in your food.  Cup it between your hands and give it a good hug.

I let all this go in my compost pile.  But hey, if you want to save it and strain it for juice, have at it!

So now you’re expecting me to be filling the jars and be done with it, right?  Sorry, it’s not that simple with me.  I need these babies to drain even more (I like thick salsa and sauce).  Into bowls they go, lids sealed tight and head straight for the fridge for the next day (or 2) until I’m ready to can.  I won’t go longer than 3 days because after that, they tend to lose that wonderful aroma and I know they’re heading south.

When I pull them from the fridge, there’s at least another cup of liquid that I can drain off.

Sorry, not a great photo, but trust me on this one… it’s there.  (Here’s a hint:  it’s on the left side.)

I give them one more squeeze and they are ready for the jars or the leading role in my salsa.

The process itself is so simple, you don’t even need to know how to can to preserve your own tomatoes in jars.  Just throw the stuff in freezer bags and thaw when needed (you’ll have some liquid from the thawing process, but you’ll know what to do).

So there you have it, Tomato Prep 101.

Another public service from your favorite blogger.

Now let’s get canning!

Sep 182011
 

It’s Sunday, and in September that means football.

Packed around the TV cheering on  your favorite team, maybe throwing back a couple brewskies.

Most definitely munching on snacks.  Did you include popcorn?  Of course you did!

Maybe the real question is, did you include my favorite popcorn.

Popcorn Indiana makes THE best popcorn I have ever had.  This stuff is light, fluffy, and flavored to perfection.

Sea Salt, Bacon Ranch, Cheddar, even Cinnamon Sugar.  You can even get it plain (if that’s your thing).  11 varieties in all, with my all time favorite being Aged White Cheddar.

TO DIE FOR!

Bonus points go out for it being an all natural product, you know, like those sold at Organic stores.  Double bonus points is the fact that more of the stores you already shop at (Walgreens, Target, Walmart, to name a few) carry it.

Check out their website to find your local retailer and demand that they carry it… you won’t be sorry.

Trust me.

 

I was neither contacted nor compensated by Popcorn Indiana for reviewing or recommending their products.  The opinions expressed are purely my own based on my personal experience with these products.  But if they want to send me some free samples, I certainly won’t turn them down.