Mar 082012
 

We’ve lost quite a bit of snow around here since last week’s Winter storm.  I’d say that yesterday alone 6 inches of the stuff melted.

Of course, the fact that it was in the 40s and we had a light rain probably had something to do with it.

So instead of the snow to contend with on roads, sidewalks and pathways, we now have ice skating rinks because the night time temperatures are still below freezing and the ground is still frozen, leaving all that water to sit and freeze.

Walking out to the garage in the morning is a whole new balancing act.  I’m sure glad that no one watches my graceful way of trying to stay balanced while walking/sliding across the driveway.

At work, my front tires have to be parked on the sidewalk so that my car doesn’t slide backwards (discovered this yesterday when it had moved 2 feet on it’s own accord).

Bringing wood into the house after work should be required training for anyone that wants to join the circus as a tightrope walker.  But instead of balancing a beam, you are made to carry an armload of wood and not drop a piece while you are sliding all over the place trying to get to the steps.  And once you reach those, try and put one foot up to actually step on the steps.  I’ve seen less concentration from a Doctor performing brain surgery.

March and April are a real transition time in the Northwoods.  One day it can be in the 50s temping us with the promise of Spring, and the next we will have a foot of snow on the ground reminding us that Mother Nature calls the shots and there ain’t thing one we can do about it.

That woman can sure be a tease sometimes.

 

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Mar 072012
 

Consulting my calendar, I’m informed that 2 years ago on March 6th, we tapped our Maple trees and ushered in Sugarbush 2010.  It was a whole week later on March 13th that the festivities began last year.

If you’re new to this site, you can take a gander here, here and here to get a little background on what I’m talking about.

Depending on who you talk to around here, after a certain amount of years you’re supposed to give the trees a rest.  Poking and prodding them every year to give up that delicious sap can take a toll on them.

We’ve been taking our fair share for at least 5 years now and it’s time that we let them take a vacation and rest up.

And perhaps we need the vacation too.  Collecting sap every day for 3 – 4 weeks and then spending a full weekend boiling is hard work.  Of course the payoff is worth it – that wonderful maple syrup that we get to pour over our Grandkids pancakes and waffles, or just gift out to people – puts a smile on your face and sweet goodness in your belly.

Rick told me today that we’ve been given permission to tap 120 trees that are owned by friends of ours.  I almost fainted!  It was an honor for them to let us do that, but geez, I couldn’t imagine the time it would take to tap them, collect the sap, and boil it all down.  I just don’t have that kind of time (or stamina) to handle something like that.

When I collected my composure, I calmly told him no.  I think he was a little disappointed, but I have a feeling that we’re going to be plenty busy over the next month or so.  (I’ll tell you why next week.)

 

Mar 062012
 

Thor sheds.  A lot.

I spent the day on Saturday curled up with the big lummox on the Lay-Z-Boy reading my Kindle.  I removed my sweater that night to discovered it was covered in massive quantities of cat fur.

I washed blankets on Sunday, and when I went to clean out the lint trap of the dryer, there was a 1/2 inch layer of his fur engorged in the thing.

So the Reduce Reuse Recycle side of me made her presence known by posing the question, “There’s always so much of the stuff, I wonder if you could recycle it.”

Hrmms… she may have something there.  So I posed the question to the interwebs and lookie what I found.

That’s right, Amazon has a book just for this purpose.  From tote bags to book covers, this little dandy has enough projects to keep you busy with all that extra fur flying around your house.

The GreenMuze has a delightful assortment of handbags that you can make from cat and dog hair.

Perfect for that purse collector in your life.

And Etsy.com gives step-by-step instructions for making these cute little cat hair boxes.

I know you’re going to ask for these next Christmas!

And if all of these suggestions aren’t enough for you, just Google “Things to do with cat fur” like I did and you’ll be amazed at what you find.

Just don’t gift any of these to friends that are allergic to cats.  Unless, or course, you get a kick out of watching their allergies kick into overdrive.  In that case, make sure they have enough Zyrtec on hand so they are well enough to chase you down and beat the crap out of you for your thoughtfulness.

 

Mar 052012
 

Having a wood burning stove is a sure guarantee that I’m going to burn my fingers/hands a few dozen times during the winter heating season.

Sometimes it’s nothing more than a slight singe, other times it a full out melt-the-skin-back-four-letter-swear-word curse fest.

This morning it was the lesser of two evils and I want to share with you my go-to product for times like this.

This balm is the ultimate product to go to when I want to smash wood against the wood burner ease that burn and jump start the healing process.  Not only does it immediately take away that terrible burning sensation that seems to go on forever, it completely stops any blister from forming or greatly reduces the severity of one (depending on how bad the burn is).

Besides being a miracle worker on “heat” burns, it’s great on sunburns, insect bites and minor scratches.

Now don’t let the price tag scare ya.  That little 1 oz tin will last you forever!  I’ve had mine for over 3 years now and have hardly made a dent in it.  And it’s not because I haven’t been trying (you should see my little war wounds), it’s because you use such gosh darn little of it each time you need it.

Seriously, this stuff isn’t filled with “inactive” ingredients to get in the way of how good a job it does healing life’s little boo boos.

If you’ve ever seriously thought of getting away from the commercial crap out there that you pay little or nothing for and get little or no results from, stop by Nuwati Herbals website and read the reviews from others who have used this product.

And while you’re there, take a gander at all the other great products they have available (another one of my person favorites is the Four Directions Balm… fantastic for chest colds and headaches).  I guarantee this stuff works and it’s well worth the price.

 

I have not been compensated by Nuwati Herbals to write about their products.  They are just so good that I have to let more people know about them.

 

Mar 042012
 

Dear Google,

I noticed a little “problem” with one of my widgets on my website today.  Specifically the Google Friend Connect that I have been using to promote my site, as many of my fellow bloggers do.  The problem?  Well, it was a big, empty space where all my followers’ bright, shiny faces were supposed to show up… and didn’t.

I didn’t think of it as a big deal as I’ve been having some issues with this widget for a few months now and usually I just go and grab a new code and badda bing badda boom it corrects itself.

Not so this time.  So I dug a little deeper to find out what that problem was.

This is what you had to say:

“Google Friend Connect—Friend Connect allows webmasters to add social features to their sites by embedding a few snippets of code. We’re retiring the service for all non-Blogger sites on March 1, 2012. We encourage affected sites to create a Google+ page and place a Google+ badge on their site so they can bring their community of followers to Google+ and use new features like Circles and Hangouts to keep in touch.”

Well, Google, it appears that you have me by the short hairs because I don’t have a Blogger account so you are shutting off my ability to use your code for your Google Friend Connect on my site.

You want me to have a Google+ account in order to use your service for people that want to connect to my site.  Why do you want me to put people in “circles” according to how I associate with them?  Are we in High School and choosing “clicks”?  Please, been there, done that and HATED IT!

The program I use is just as fancy schmancy as Blogger, it just doesn’t force it’s patrons to conform to petty little locker room antics like you too.

Now before you start getting into my face about how I’m being prejudice, let me just make myself clear Google.  I have many blogs that I read (including the one my daughter writes) who use your Blogger software, and I enjoy them as much as the sun coming up in the morning.  I don’t judge what others choose use for their sites, unlike you Google.  I like them, follow them and subscribe to them because I enjoy reading them.  They are my buds… my friends.

Your “Circles” and “Hangouts”, as you call them, are nothing more than pitting one against the other according to who people are.  Why do you chose to divide people based on what they write about?

Pull your perceived corporate domination out of your arse, Google.  You used to be such a nice, simple search engine.  People liked that about you.  I understand that you need to make money just like any other company in the world and expanding the applications that you offer is a great way to do it.  But to pull a simple widget from bloggers like me is not playing nice.

Shame on you Google.  Go stand in the corner and think about what you have done and don’t come out until you’re ready to apologize.

Sincerely,

One very disappointed blogger